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Saturday, December 19, 2009

safe deposit lockers

Journalist to a manager : There is a bank adjacent to your bank, then why was it that there was a burglary in your bank alone and not in the neighbouring bank.

Manager murmured: Because on their signboard they have written "with safe deposit lockers" and probably that is the reason the robbers didn't go there.
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A man walks into the bank with a huge hammer and some concrete breaking equipment. The manager is alarmed and asks the man to keep them outside before entering the bank. The man says - Sir, I have come to the bank to deposit valuables in the locker but before doing so I wanted to check out whether the strong room is indeed strong or it is only an advertisment outside.

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