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Friday, December 25, 2009

sperm count shortage

Wife says to the husband angrily: It is because of your problem, I am not able to conceive.
Husband rather surprised:  We never got ourselves checked, so then how did you guess correctly that I have low sperm count?
Wife rather hastily: Go and ask the gynaecologist in that x hospital, she was the one who aborted my baby before meeting you and marrying.
Husband: ???
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A newly wed couple woke up in the morning after a honeymoon night-
Husband: How was the first night darling?
Wife slips her tongue: Compared to my first night, last night wasn't gr8

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