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Sunday, January 10, 2010

all are new

A function is going on at a home. The lady of the house watches the photos in the panel of the camera and compliments the photographer- I think it is a new model camera, all the photos have come well.
After a while the photographer has lunch at the function and says to the lady- The food is cooked very well, it tastes good so I think you have cooked all the food items in new utensils.
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susan: What does your husband do for a living?
reshma: He fixes new matches.
Susan: He fixes matches in cricket or what?
Reshma: I am not so lucky he fixes marriages.

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