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Friday, January 1, 2010

pay check joke

Two lovers conversation-
Man: The moment I have seen you I have given my heart to you.
Woman: It is not sufficient to give your heart. Tomorrow is 1st of the month, so you have to give your pay check to me. Will you give it?
Man: Sorry, I cannot do that.
Woman: Why? Why not?
Man murmured: Because the heart is mine and I can give it to anyone. But by the evening of 1st of the month, I have to give the salary to my wife otherwise she will torture me like a criminal.
woman: ???

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