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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

shopping ideas

Wife to husband: When you go to office drop me at the cloth showroom, I will do some shopping of apparel and saris.
Husaband : Okay, how will you come back? Will you take an auto back home?
Wife: Why should I waste money on an auto. When you finish your office come back and pick me up. I will finish my shopping by then.
Husband:???
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wife to husband in a jewellery showroom: This is a beautiful diamond necklace, isn't it? What do you think about buying it.
Husband: Yes, it is beautiful. What is there to think about it except for my six months salary bill?  
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Husband to wife: Yesterday, your sister's marriage was fixed, isn't it? What does he do for a living?
Wife: He sells words.
Husband: what do you mean?
Wife: He is a sales representative.

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