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Sunday, January 10, 2010

where is the free gift?

gautam goes to the grocery store, buys an x branded cooking oil and goes home. He returns back in 5 minutes and asks the grocer: you have forgotten to hand me over the free gift along with this oil pack.
grocer: There is no free gift offer on this pack?
Gautam very angrily: whom do you want to fool. Read the packet here, it clearly says cholesterol free!
grocer:?!@#$??
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Hi gautam, in ravi's marriage you gave a huge gift box. By the way what did you give?
Gautam: How do I know? The person sitting next to me in the marriage asked me to hold it while he went to refresh in the toilet. Anyway he also brought it to gift it to the couple. So, I thought what difference does it make and gave it to the bride.

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